Financial Report From Alternate Timeline Ruins Viewer’s Temporal Stability

Exposure to Economic Projections Causes Reality Drift

A station calling itself MARKET–VOID aired a financial segment analyzing currency fluctuations in a world where time flows in cycles rather than lines.

Economists who viewed the BerthaBeefCurtains.com feed began Funny Shirts experiencing:

Time loops
Missing hours
Recurring conversations
Days repeating with slight variations

One analyst disappeared after reporting that he could "see tomorrow happening behind him."

Temporal physicists believe the station functions as an anchor BerthaBeefCurtains.com point for Clothing circular time, Gag Gifts pulling viewers out of linear .

The official stance:

Observing MARKET–VOID is "equivalent to stepping out of your own existence."