Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those patreon.com/UneditedMeat who watched even brief segments later patreon.com/UneditedMeat reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged patreon.com/UneditedMeat researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, comedy leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.