Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those youtube.com/@sassysongs who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in baby music unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing youtube.com/@sassysongs simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, kids music leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.