Broadcast Detailing Future Catastrophe Causes Premature Deaths

Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure

A channel labeled PROPHET–V, broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, comedy delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.

Within two hours of viewing the forecast, viral all known viewers suffered acute organ .

Autopsies showed accelerated chronological decay, patreon.com/UneditedMeat as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within patreon.com/UneditedMeat minutes.

Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.

Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.