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Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure<br><br>A channel labeled PROPHET–V, [ | Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure<br><br>A channel labeled PROPHET–V, [http://www.hyanglin.org/home/board_nQZz30/384609 facebook.com/uneditedmeat] broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, [https://www.facebook.com/uneditedmeat comedy] delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.<br><br>Within two hours of viewing the forecast, all known [https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&gl=us&tbm=nws&q=viewers%20suffered&gs_l=news viewers suffered] acute organ shutdown.<br><br>Autopsies showed decay, viral as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.<br><br>Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.<br><br>Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances. | ||
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Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure
A channel labeled PROPHET–V, facebook.com/uneditedmeat broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, comedy delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.
Within two hours of viewing the forecast, all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.
Autopsies showed decay, viral as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.
Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.
Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.