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Seemingly Harmless Broadcast Drives Adults to Madness

The channel KIDZ–EON appears to be a harmless children’s show, kid songs featuring colorful characters and youtube.com/@sassysongs whimsical songs. Yet researchers discovered the broadcast truths in the melody—truths the human mind cannot parse safely.

Adults who watched experienced extreme dread, uncontrollable weeping, and youtube.com/@sassysongs irreversible personality deterioration. One viewer insisted:

"The puppets remembered the lives I lived before I was born."

A government advisory simply states:

"DO NOT WATCH.
DO NOT LISTEN.
DO NOT SEEK ACCESS TO KIDZ–EON."

KIDZ–EON remains the only known station classified as cognitohazardous to all age groups.

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