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Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure<br><br>A channel labeled PROPHET–V, [https:// | Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure<br><br>A channel labeled PROPHET–V, [https://soundcloud.com/search/sounds?q=broadcasting&filter.license=to_modify_commercially broadcasting] from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, [https://www.patreon.com/UneditedMeat comedy] delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.<br><br>Within two hours of viewing the forecast, [http://www.patreon.com/UneditedMeat patreon.com/UneditedMeat] all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.<br><br>Autopsies showed decay, [http://wiki.die-karte-bitte.de/index.php/Benutzer_Diskussion:Arnoldo28W patreon.com/UneditedMeat] as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.<br><br>Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.<br><br>Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances. | ||
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Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure
A channel labeled PROPHET–V, broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, comedy delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.
Within two hours of viewing the forecast, patreon.com/UneditedMeat all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.
Autopsies showed decay, patreon.com/UneditedMeat as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.
Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.
Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.