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Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure<br><br>A channel labeled PROPHET–V, [https:// | Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure<br><br>A channel labeled PROPHET–V, [https://www.facebook.com/uneditedmeat comedy] broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, comedy delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.<br><br>Within two hours of viewing the forecast, [https://facebook.com/uneditedmeat facebook.com/uneditedmeat] all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.<br><br>Autopsies showed accelerated chronological decay, [https://neoplasm.org/index.php/INTERNAL_MEMO_%E2%80%94_AGENCY_FOR_PARANORMAL_FREQUENCY_CONTROL_(APFC) facebook.com/uneditedmeat] as though the bodies had aged decades within minutes.<br><br>[http://dig.ccmixter.org/search?searchp=Temporal%20biologists Temporal biologists] believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.<br><br>Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances. | ||
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Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure
A channel labeled PROPHET–V, comedy broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, comedy delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.
Within two hours of viewing the forecast, facebook.com/uneditedmeat all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.
Autopsies showed accelerated chronological decay, facebook.com/uneditedmeat as though the bodies had aged decades within minutes.
Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.
Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.