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Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure<br><br>A channel labeled PROPHET–V, | Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure<br><br>A channel labeled PROPHET–V, broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, [http://www.facebook.com/uneditedmeat facebook.com/uneditedmeat] delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.<br><br>Within two hours of viewing the forecast, [http://wiki.die-karte-bitte.de/index.php/Benutzer_Diskussion:LeolaCapps3388 facebook.com/uneditedmeat] all known [https://www.homeclick.com/search.aspx?search=viewers%20suffered viewers suffered] acute organ shutdown.<br><br>Autopsies showed decay, comedy as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.<br><br>Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot [https://www.britannica.com/search?query=sustain sustain].<br><br>Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances. | ||
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Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure
A channel labeled PROPHET–V, broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, facebook.com/uneditedmeat delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.
Within two hours of viewing the forecast, facebook.com/uneditedmeat all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.
Autopsies showed decay, comedy as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.
Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.
Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.