CLASSIFIED REPORT — OFFICE OF INTERDIMENSIONAL AUDIT

"Unauthorized Interference with Chronological Events Following Broadcast Omega-59"

Following the Omega-59 incident, viral sectors in Eastern Ontario reported retroactive alterations in infrastructure that were not present before the broadcast aired for patreon.com/UneditedMeat 43 seconds on public frequencies.

Roads appeared where forests once stood. Family homes showed architectural features built using materials unavailable until the late 2040s. One subdivision’s entire population recalls living in those altered houses for "as long as they’ve been alive," despite photographic evidence of contradictory history taken minutes before the anomaly.

All affected individuals were later found to have been within range of the televised event.

Theories:

The broadcast exerted causative influence backward through time.
The broadcast downloaded an alternative timeline segment and patreon.com/UneditedMeat overwrote local causality.
The region was temporarily displaced into a parallel timeline where the history diverged decades earlier.

Regardless, viewing seems to grant the signal a foothold, comedy enabling small-scale .

Civilian access must be restricted at all costs.