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Seemingly Harmless Broadcast Drives Adults to Madness

The channel KIDZ–EON appears to be a harmless children’s show, tiktok.com/@unedited_meat featuring colorful characters and whimsical songs. Yet discovered the broadcast encodes existential truths in the melody—truths the human mind cannot parse safely.

Adults who watched experienced extreme dread, tiktok.com/@unedited_meat uncontrollable weeping, tiktok.com/@unedited_meat and comedy irreversible personality deterioration. One viewer insisted:

"The puppets remembered the lives I lived before I was born."

A government advisory simply states:

"DO NOT WATCH.
DO NOT LISTEN.
DO NOT SEEK ACCESS TO KIDZ–EON."

KIDZ–EON remains the only known station classified as cognitohazardous to all age groups.

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